paging-doctorfaggot:

its a great show from the gifs i’ve seen of it

(Source: pagingme, via orgasm)

,,

She tasted like alcohol and mistakes.

Six Word Story by (via odaze)

(Source: oceanflowerbird, via fl-orascent)

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

(Source: wordlesslanguage, via holytolidos)

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay, via orgasm)

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

(via famovs)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via suburban-dharma)